I officially had enough
Tournament poker and variance... thanks for nothing! The last two tournaments of SCOOP 2026 were once again perfect snapshots of how miserably this whole series has gone for me.
In the $22 H.O.R.S.E., I won a huge pot early on. With concealed queens in Stud H/L and two opponents I read absolutely correctly (to be honest, I had Wishiper96 on a flush draw, because who calls a 2-bet on 3rd street with (A7)K non-suited?). But I had h3pp's aces clearly on my radar, because no one ever 3-bets preflop after I re-raised with the open 5 and the open K called that 2-bet.

In that hand, I absolutely maximized my profit (not re-raising before 5th), and I'm running so bad that after I bet on 7th, I was already expecting h3pp to now re-raise, because he must have caught another ace on the last card to make aces full.
Anyway, after that I was the big stack and for a long time at least the second biggest stack at my table. During that time, several bounties were awarded — but of course, every single one completely passed me by.
After that, PokerStars simply gave me absolutely nothing for 1.5 hours, as you can see from my chip graph. And once again, the shackles of tightness clicked in, because I was heading toward the bubble with a short stack. It was just disgusting.

So disgusting that I didn't even register for the $22 Stud H/L Weekly — my favorite tournament — because I simply had zero desire to play poker anymore.
Twice, PokerStars teased me a bit and let me climb up in chips slightly, only to then stick out its tongue again: "Ha, you thought so — not happening!"
Here's a "completely standard" Omaha H/L hand where I only lost the minimum — LOL, once again perfectly played (and my opponent questionable) and the chips going to my opponent.

My exit also came in Omaha H/L. I re-raised with KK45 double-suited against a stack that was even shorter than mine. A hand where it is actually not impossible to hit something. Two big stacks called the 3-bet with any four cards because of the bounties.
Sure, you could hit something (I think I made a pair of fours LOL), but it wasn't enough. So once again: min-cash (in the bounty, less than the buy-in) and no bounties.

Then there's the $5.50 NLO8 KO Bounty. And that tournament is absolutely representative of my SCOOP.
Waited patiently for something... then finally got a nice hand: A334 double-suited. Hit nothing... lost 25% of my stack.
Then waited again. Next hand I played, I went all-in preflop. It's a coin flip (this time I even only had 47%), of course lost. Tournament over. F... you Poker!




























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